Can you believe THIS is the pic they chose for my profile?? Oh man, if only I had thumbs, I’d have the cutest selfie you’ve ever seen. Snapchat filters with butterflies around my head and everything! Well, not that I need a filter. I mean seriously…I wake up looking this cute.

Speaking of waking up, let me walk you through my typical day. I wake up, go outside and potty (yeah yeah yeah, foster mom is reminding me that I don’t always make it outside before I potty. Give me a break, I’m like literally a few weeks old! What do you expect!?) Anyway…where was I…oh right…after my trip outside, I come back in and scarf down my food. I’m not one of those girls who eats like a bird. I chase birds, I don’t act like one. Then I either chew on my nylabones, my stuffed animals, or my brother, Monty. Monty talks a lot of smack, but I’m bigger than him right now, and maybe not for long, but I’m going to take advantage of it while I can. We wrestle and ruff house, but at the end of the day, we like to snuggle up and sleep in a big old cuddle puddle. So there you have it. Wake, poop, eat, play, sleep. That’s my day! Pretty sweet life, right?! One of these days I’m sure the humans are going to expect a little more from me, but right now, I’m taking full advantage of my cuteness and puppy breath and they just let me do whatevs.

I like my foster humans, especially when they let me sleep on them when they sit on the couch and watch TV. But they have these other two big dogs, and I don’t think the big ones really like us new kids in the house. They think they are being replaced or something. The girl dog just gives me the side eye all day and when foster mom says we should play, she just sniffs me and turns the other cheek. The nerve! So I think I better be making other plans for my permanent digs. Any chance you want to help me out with that? I would look really cute on the other end of the leash from you! I mean, look at this face!